Post credit: Crystal, who may in fact be an artist.

Proof that aliens do exist and are capable of using the internet, obviously.

Translation: “Excuse me, good sir, but your timepiece appears to have been assembled in fetid swamp rather than an acceptable watch-making facility. Please remove your mouth from my member post-haste.”

(Monocle man? Fantastic.)

Ahh, words of wisdom to live by.

(Confucius would definitely approve.)

…ferret? All the insults in the universe and you choose “ferret”?

(Well versed, Crystal.)

#holytypos, #WTF?

#trendthis

Post credit: Crystal, who may in fact be an artist.