December 2009
3 posts
November 2009
21 posts
The following Tweeters are wayyyy too intense for me.
O…okay. Put down the bowl of cereal and take a deep breath, yeah?
*blink* I know this is probably a joke, but that doesn’t stop it from making me feel uncomfortable.
#WTF?
Awww, and they say romance is dead.
What’s that? You still think it’s dead? Well, this next one should change your mind..
Still not doing it for you? Geez. Okay, okay, how about this one..
There! You can’t argue with that! Mostly because you can’t understand half of it, but whatever. Just trust that DATS LUV, okay?
#WTF?, #datsluv
This tweet isn’t so abstract when you consider that the word “swag” seems to appear in at least a third of all TTTs. No, I do not not this person, but that’s besides the point. I’m posting it because NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I read this, I read it as “swagger jackets.” Which is intriguing.
Oh, of course. If all the damn drug prices would just stay the...
Hey, you know what’s a good thing to do if you don’t like a trending topic?
Don’t continue to trend it.
Just sayin’.
#IQdrop, #boohoo
WTF Wednesday, Pt. 2
Just when I thought Wednesday couldn’t get more #WTF?…#blackthoughts and #whitethoughts started trending. Twitter has a habit of un-trending racist trends almost as soon as they begin, so I had to work fast to bring you these gems..
I don’t even understand what’s going on in either of these tweets. And so they pretty much embody “WTF?” which is impressive, I...
WTF Wednesday
Ah yes. What kind of world would we live in without spousal porn in the workplace? That’s what marriage is all about!
I hate when people tweet about rape before I’ve had my Wheaties. Absolutely no respect, man.
I don’t know what this person means by “tiger.” But I’m gonna go with large jungle cat.
#WTF?
Once a week, I will post tweets that are genuinely funny, witty, clever, insightful, or all of the above. If you’ve ever read the trending topic tweets on a random basis, you’ll understand how challenging this is. This week, for example, I only managed to find two.
Simple, yet effective.
There were a lot of “hoe” puns within this trend, but this one definitely took...
Post credit: Crystal, who may in fact be an...
Proof that aliens do exist and are capable of using the internet, obviously.
Translation: “Excuse me, good sir, but your timepiece appears to have been assembled in fetid swamp rather than an acceptable watch-making facility. Please remove your mouth from my member post-haste.”
(Monocle man? Fantastic.)
Ahh, words of wisdom to live by.
(Confucius would definitely...
Spell fail.
Think fail.
Funny, that sounds like something a fake wife would do…
Credit: Crystal!
#holytypos, #IQdrop
