This person says so much, and yet I understand so little. Sorry to inflict this tweet on the general population, but I couldn’t resist.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Submitted by: Jay. Thanks!
#holytypos, #WTF?
It’s been awhile, I know, I’m sorry! But luckily we’ve got some bitchin’ Christmas-spirited trends to come back to.
I can’t wrap my mind around this TTT. I just can’t.
#holytypos, #WTF?
The following Tweeters are wayyyy too intense for me.

O…okay. Put down the bowl of cereal and take a deep breath, yeah?

*blink* I know this is probably a joke, but that doesn’t stop it from making me feel uncomfortable.
#WTF?

Awww, and they say romance is dead.
What’s that? You still think it’s dead? Well, this next one should change your mind..

Still not doing it for you? Geez. Okay, okay, how about this one..

There! You can’t argue with that! Mostly because you can’t understand half of it, but whatever. Just trust that DATS LUV, okay?
#WTF?, #datsluv
Today’s genuinely funny tweet. Yep, just the one. (Told you this would be a challenge.)
Submitted by: Misha. Thanks!
#thistweetgivesmehope

This tweet isn’t so abstract when you consider that the word “swag” seems to appear in at least a third of all TTTs. No, I do not not this person, but that’s besides the point. I’m posting it because NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I read this, I read it as “swagger jackets.” Which is intriguing.

Oh, of course. If all the damn drug prices would just stay the same, we’d have no gang violence. Silly Republicans.
Submitted by: Charlene. Thanks!
#WTF?
Huh. I’ve never had sweet tea and lemonade from canes before. And what does Chick-Fil-A (or should I say, CHICKFILA) have to do with anything? And why didn’t they answer the original question whatsoever? So many questions here, so few answers. Sigh.
Edit: I have since been informed that Cane’s is a restaurant. Still doesn’t explain why lemonade or sweet tea is ONLY OKAY from either of these two restaurants. Still really, really doesn’t explain that.
#WTF?, #holytypos
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